Don’t you love when someone reminds you of how suckie your life is……
Sophomore year:Junior year:
so I was at relay for life and guess what was just meandering around the track
it just kept going around the track yelling exterminate
I literally cannot think of anything more ironic than a Dalek participating in Relay for Life.
idk, maybe he just wants to exterminate cancer.
maybe he just wants to exterminate cancer.
FACT OF THE DAY: president obama does not have a plan in case the fire nation attacks
plot twist: it’s because we’re the Fire Nation
take me to the mall
give me $2000
Why are goosebumps called goosebumps
few people know this but there are actually tiny geese trapped under your skin. when you get cold they think it’s time to fly south for the winter so they try to break free and the bumps on your skin are their beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study geese. my wife is a goose. we have three beautiful goose-human hybrid children. don’t judge our love.
Yeah, at home we have -
HOME? DID YOU JUST CALL YOUR SCHOOL HOME?
That was an accident I'm sorry -
IT IS NOT YOUR HOME THIS IS YOUR HOME
I know -
THEY DON'T LOVE YOU
WE HAVE TO PAY THEM TO LOVE YOU
LIKE A PROSTITUTE