Miss Attention Whore

Welcome to my fucked up mind! If you want to know more about me check out my about me page!

swan2swan:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan 


This person is going to be a voter.

swan2swan:

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers) i found the vegan

This person is going to be a voter.

(Source: justanotherrreblogger, via grimm-dark)

white person:

how do you say my name in your language??

kingsleyyy:

not texting back is only okay when I do it

lotuslopez:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

holy shit why do men talk like this

(via babygirlab)

dollbun:

cakiebakie:

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me

imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

(via tacoofficialbell)

grell21love:

ragingpansexual:

bl00diedhell:

listoflifehacks:

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NSFW Life Hacks Part 1 Here

SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

No but the aesthetdick pun was what got me

fuck you this is funny…

roomforyoutoo:

Ummm why is this the Willow Pape outfit?

roomforyoutoo:

Ummm why is this the Willow Pape outfit?

(via sasukes-mistress)

defendth3faith:

have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice

(Source: th3lastofus, via gnarly)

frankoceanfanclub:

me

captain-jacking-hardness:

uoa:

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

i laughed for like 3 hours

What’s that over there?

Fucking dirt.

(Source: kingofthesky, via superduck775)

cmykaffir:

3 Ways to Speak English.

Jamila Lyiscott is a “tri-tongued orator;” in her powerful spoken-word essay “Broken English,” she celebrates — and challenges — the three distinct flavors of English she speaks with her friends, in the classroom and with her parents. As she explores the complicated history and present-day identity that each language represents, she unpacks what it means to be “articulate.”

(via rumour)

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 

(via gnarly)